
(Only replace weekend with “Klassen/Chaucer”)

(Only replace weekend with “Klassen/Chaucer”)
102.

It’s a great shame that I have not read Dirk Gently. But when my life is books, my bookshelves are full and I’m at the point that I’m piling books on the floor and on top of my dresser, and I’ve only read a fraction of all of it, things kind of get thrown to the wayside. Or forgotten. Or half read. Or half read four times (I will finish you one day, Good Omens! I love you so much!)
That being said, his Doctor Who serials are wonderful. I love the Pirate Planet the most. City of Death is wonderful, but, you know, Mary Tamm being Mary Tamm. I love Lalla and Romana II so much, but Romana I will always hold the higher position in my heart on TV. And Shada, well.. omg Shadaaaaa. It’s so good, if only because this exists.
That being said, for the record, there’s a theory that the first medium you experience Hitchhiker’s in, except for the film, is likely your favourite. It’s wrong. I read the books, then listened to the radio plays. And they are so fantastic (the original two series; not the based on the books ones adapted by someone else later).

(I mean, it’s always open. But it’s open now. For questions about fandoms, characters, life, the universe, everything. Even, maybe, fanfic prompts. Maybe. Drabbles, even. Crackships, definitely)


1: What is your full name?
2: What is your zodiac sign?
3: What are three of your fears?
4: What are three things you love?
5: What are four of your turn ons?
6: What are four of your turn offs?
7: Who is your best friend?
8: What is your sexual orientation?
9: What was your best first date like?
10: How tall are you?
11: Do you miss anything?
12: What time were you born?
13: What is your favourite colour?
14: Do you have a crush?
15: What is your favourite quote?
16: What is your favourite place?
17: What is your favourite food?
18: Do you use sarcasm?
19: What are you listening to right now?
20: What is the first thing you notice in new people?
21: What is your shoe size?
22: What is your eye colour?
23: What is your hair colour?
24: What is your favourite style of clothing?
25: Have you ever made a prank call?
26: What colour of underwear are you wearing right now?
27: What is the meaning behind your username?
28: What is your favourite film?
29: What is your favourite song?
30: What is your favourite band?
31: How do you feel right now?
32: Who is someone you love?
33: What is your current relationship status?
34: What is your relationship with your parents?
35: What is your favourite holiday?
36: What tattoos and piercings do you have?
37: What tattoos and piercings do you want?
38: For what reason did you join tumblr?
39: Do you and your last ex hate each other?
40: Do you ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
41: Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did you last hold hands with someone?
43: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
44: Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where are you right now?
46: If you were drunk and couldn’t stand, who would be taking care of you?
47: Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do you live with your Mum and Dad?
49: Am you excited for anything?
50: Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
51: How often do you wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time you hugged someone?
53: What if the last person you kissed was kissing someone else right in front of you?
54: Is there anyone you trust even though you shouldn’t?
55: What is something you disliked about today?
56: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do you think about most?
58: What’s your strangest talent?
59: Do you have any strange phobias?
60: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie you told?
62: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do you believe in magic?
65: Do you believe in luck?
66: What’s the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book you read?
68: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do you have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury you’ve ever had?
71: Do you spend money or save it?
72: Can you touch my nose with a tongue?
73: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
74: What is your favourite animal?
75: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do you think Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
78: How can someone win you heart?
79: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
80: What is your favourite word?
81: What are your top 5 blogs on tumblr?
82: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
83: Do you have any relatives in jail?
84: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They are good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
85: What question would you be afraid to tell the truth about?
86: What is your current desktop picture?
87: Have you ever had sex?
88: Have you ever bought condoms?
89: Have you ever gotten pregnant?
90: Have you ever failed a class?
91: Have you ever kissed a boy?
92: Have you ever kissed a girl?
93: Have you ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Have you ever had job?
95: Have you ever left the house without your wallet?
96: Have you ever bullied someone on the internet?
97: Have you ever had sex in public?
98: Have you ever played on a sports team?
99: Have you ever smoked weed?
100: Have you ever done drugs?
101: Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
102: Have you ever drank alcohol?
103: Are you a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Have you ever been overweight?
105: Have you ever been underweight?
106: Have you ever been to a wedding?
107: Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Have you ever watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Have you ever been outside your home country?
110: Have you ever gotten your heart broken?
111: Have you ever been to a professional sports game?
112: Have you ever broken a bone?
113: Have you ever cut yourself?
114: Have you ever been to prom?
115: Have you ever been in airplane?
116: Have you ever flown by helicopter?
117: What concerts have you been to?
118: Have you ever had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Have you ever learned another language?
120: Have you ever wore make up?
121: Did you lose your virginity before you were 18?
122: Have you ever had oral sex?
123: Have you ever dyed your hair?
124: Have you ever voted in an election?
125: Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
126: Have you ever had a surgery?
127: Have you ever met someone famous?
128: Have you ever stalked someone on a social network?
129: Have you ever peed outside?
130: Have you ever been fishing?
131: Have you ever helped with charity?
132: Have you ever been rejected by a crush?
133: Have you ever broken a mirror?
134: What do you want for birthday?
135: How many kids do you want and what will be their names?
136: Were you named after anyone?
137: Do you like your handwriting?
138: What was your favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite TV series?
140: Where do you want to live when older?
141: Do you play any musical instrument?
142: One of your scars, how did you get it?
143: What is your favourite pizza topping?
144: Are you afraid of the dark?
145: Are you afraid of heights?
146: Have you ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What are you really bad at?
149: What are your greatest achievements?
150: What is the meanest thing somebody has ever said to you?
151: What would you do if you won the lottery?
152: What do you like about yourself?
153: Who is your closest tumblr friend?
154: What is something you fantasise about?
155: Any other questions.

http://sarcasmking.tumblr.com/ask
(Source: sweetlittlekisses, via tardiscrash)
This was the best ask-spam ever. ILU Kendal.